Das ultimative how i met your mother Quiz Runde IX

[RobinScherbatsky]

Brother, lay your hands on this box of condoms and repeat after me
"I, (state the fake name you give to women), vow to always choose wet t-shirts over wet diapers. I vow to choose D-cups over sippy cups and perfect 10s over play pens. I will never jeopardize my dignity, paycheck or awesomeness through the heinous crime of reproduction."
"If I am to ever father and bring new life into this world, I promise to forever denounce my bro-hood. This I pledge; for I will always hold sacred this fraternity of non-paternity."
Welcome to our fraternity of non paternity. He's one of us, dabei "tauft" Barney den Neuling, wenn das jetzt nicht stimmt, dann weiß ich auch nicht was du willst.